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This is just too funny.
http://www.apple.com/hotnews/openiphoneletter/
Guess you shouldn’t have wanted to be the very first to own
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| If you stood in line for hours at your local Borders to get the last Harry Potter book I feel sorry for you. My brother walked right in to Dillions and got the book...for 40% off. |
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Anyone notice how Facebook is starting to erupt with new
things? First it was ‘Marketplace’ (Facebook’s eBay) now everyone’s jumping on
the bandwagon to get their application up and running. Personally I think these
are taking away from Facebook’s original mission. The worst of these is the Top
Friends application. Basically you name friends who are better than other
friends of yours. This is just a set up for hurt feelings of those who didn’t
make the list.
Shifting gears to movie theatres. If you decide to see a
movie with a significant other, don’t occupy your time waiting for the movie to
start by giving a blowjob. Especially when you’re sitting in front of the
projection window. You’ll get caught, and the projectionist will be scarred for
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| I was heading out to the mailbox the other day. I saw the flag was up so I assumed there was something already in there. As I got closer I saw that the door was tied shut with a piece of string. Figuring someone pulled this prank on us, I started to untie the string.
Then I heard a meow...
What was inside the mailbox was not an envelope, but a starved cat.
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| What would you do?
What would any of you be willing to do? Would you brave the weird and haunted
shores at world's end to fetch back
wit' ye Jack? -Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s
Chest Saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean
Tuesday night. Definitely worth watching, though you might want to watch the
first two before going to see it. Other things you need to know before going to see it: Jack has crabs There are 9 pieces of 8
Don’t forget to hoist the colours, and keep a whether eye on
the horizon.
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